He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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