You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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