Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just threw up on my dentist
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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