Porn is love you can see.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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