Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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