these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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