is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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