Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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