gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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