guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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