Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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