So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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