my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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