the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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