so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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