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(303): View more from Colorado

We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.

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(404): View more from Georgia

She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.

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(214): View more from Texas

If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you

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(732): View more from New Jersey

There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know

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(914): View more from New York

I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.

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