So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud