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We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.

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If you're joking I'm going to be sad

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(704): We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's. (919): If you're joking I'm going to be sad http://tfl.nu/jh0h

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(619): View more from California

pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story

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(619): pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story http://tfl.nu/02n4

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(646): View more from New York

the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.

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(646): the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us. http://tfl.nu/x7fp

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(316): View more from Kansas

I cut my penus on the lid.

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(316): I cut my penus on the lid. http://tfl.nu/uger

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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.

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(604): Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better. http://tfl.nu/c4mu

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.

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(832): I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers. http://tfl.nu/48lf

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(434): View more from Virginia

She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere

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(434): She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere http://tfl.nu/6t7j

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.

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(843): Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots. http://tfl.nu/fa6e

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(360): View more from Washington

It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?

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(360): It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink? http://tfl.nu/zyp6

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(614): View more from Ohio

He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help

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(614): He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help http://tfl.nu/0uoq

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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.

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(316): This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school. http://tfl.nu/crw7

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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.

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(757): almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight. http://tfl.nu/a50k

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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF

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(260): He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF http://tfl.nu/3qis

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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.

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(742): All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat. http://tfl.nu/3hf2

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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.

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(289): Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating. http://tfl.nu/q7ic

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