I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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