whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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