The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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