Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
