what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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