Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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