can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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