tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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