my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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