So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
