So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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