I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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