Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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