I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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