Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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