we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I need to stop coming to work sober
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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