some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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