They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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