God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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