she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just cut my nipple shaving
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there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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