how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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