You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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