Buhtt sex?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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