..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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