And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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