"it" just moved
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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