What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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