Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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