After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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