Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
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bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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