I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
either way he was missing a nipple.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
