The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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