i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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