everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Randomize
