If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking