i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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