Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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