omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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