Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.