just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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